#comeonbro

Make up sex isn’t a one time thing …#comeonbro

An open bar at weddings also translates to blackout bar. Drink up bro …#comeonbro

Snooze means pause, dismiss means turn off for good and never wake up …#comeonbro

Snooze means pause, dismiss means turn off for good and never wake up …#comeonbro

Silk sheets will be the best investment you’ve had since that axe hair gel …#comeonbro

Going commando isn’t that bad. It needs air every now and then …#comeonbro

Bro I can hear you blasting Celine Dion from the otherside of the house. The titanic song is the only song you can get away with …#comeonbro

Nice touch with the nipple piercings bro but don’t bust them out at the family reunions… grandma doesn’t care …#comeonbro

All bro’s go to heaven..now go make bad decisions …#comeonbro

Pics or it didn’t happen bro …#comeonbro

Every bro has a ritual, yours just happens to be sleeping naked, which my parents aren’t ok with bro …#comeonbro

Although you enjoy eating tuna out of the can daily, I don’t enjoy your empty cans spread throughout the house like hide and seek. It smells like death in this place …#comeonbro

Dear bro,
I can hear you rapping to eminem in the other room and it sounds like you’re dying. You’re scaring my dog …#comeonbro

I pee in the shower every time I’m in there because bro, I’m pretty sure it kills like a bunch of fungus. Probably explains why I’ve never had athletes foot… yeah … #comeonbro

Don’t smoke cigarrettes because your other bro’s are doing it, smoke cigarettes to be cool in front of girls …#comeonbro

Remember bro there are no sharks in the river, the fish are more scared of you than you are of them…no need to flail in the water …#comeonbro

When you float the river bro, whether you need them or not, don’t bring your floaties …  #comeonbro

Don’t miss work enough times to get fired bro … you ALWAYS need bro cash

cookies and cream bromax bar and a protein shake…that’s one good Shit …#comeonbro

Your best talks with yourself will come on the toilet, remember that bro … #comeonbro

Note to self bro, get a sticky note : Buy the two for one on the vanilla whey, you won’t regret it …#comeonbro

Don’t smoke and drive bro, I don’t know who the bro was who  said it was the least sketchy place. He probably doesn’t smoke …#comeonbro

Don’t let your girl become another bro’s girl. Respect her and she will respect a bro …#comeonbro

If you had a “great idea” and you can’t remember it bro, you were either 1.) too high or 2.) too drunk. Either or bro, probably wasn’t a good idea anyway … #comeonbro

If I see another picture of you bro, holding up 2 fingers with a backwards hat on I’m going to bro up on my computer bro … #comeonbro

The only reason you play xbox bro is because you have homework. You can get your killtacular later … #comeonbro

Sometimes you have to take the long way back home bro, it’s healthy … #comeonbro

There is only one place to sing bro, and it’s in the shower. Sing your heart out bro … #comeonbro

Don’t spend all your loan money on some random brospree … #comeonbro

A bro is one who has the same enemies as you have. – Brohabraham Lincoln #comeonbro

Bro’s are like roosters, they’ll cock-ol-doo-dle-doo at anytime of the day … #comeonbro

Dont be a brool, wrap your tool bro … #comeonbro

Vince is a chill bro, but drama is more your style bro … #comeonbro

Michael Jackson may have died bro, but you can’t cry every time one of his songs comes on … #comeonbro

You better hope they don’t legalize marijuana bro, you have a lot of homework to do … #comeonbro

Don’t snort pixie sticks bro. It taste good but the burn does’t go away for a while … #comeonbro

Their = Possession  bro … #comeonbro